8.23.2019

Jultember: puzzles for sadists...

every once in a while, i turn one of my photos into a jigsaw puzzle, and i did so last night with a cicada shot i took yesterday. he decided he would do my puzzle. a few minutes later, i get what is possibly the single best comment ever.

him: your puzzles are for sadists.
me: i know. that's the best part of the thing.

i have a folder somewhere on the puter where i keep dumping images with the intent of giving them the same treatment... one of these days. i took a cursory glance at some of the ones i have set aside for said purpose thus far, and i had to laugh. 'twould seem that i do tend to specialize in puzzles for sadists.

and how do i respond to this realization, you ask? naturally, i made another one. this time, it is a bowl of cherry tomato halves. you are most welcome, sadists.


those cherry tomato halves is step two in the construction of what may just be the world's best tomato salad. allow me to take you back to step one.

this has become the go-to dish around here when the little yellow bucket starts overflowing with tiny tomatoes.

1) i transferred a few handfuls of them into a bowl, which i topped off with some locally-sourced basil, oregano, and thyme.

yes... it is quite nice to have a garden, even such a tiny one.


2) next comes the tedious part, that bit from the first photo. all those tomatoes were sliced in half, then placed cut-side up, with a sprinkling of salt added after each layer. if you squint a bit, you might some little white flecks on the cut surfaces of the tomatoes in the first photo. those are bits of kosher salt.

3) it is absolutely critical to allow that salt to sit undisturbed on those cut surfaces for a few minutes (or more). as the salt dissolves, it adds a depth of basic flavor that cannot be recreated by dousing the tomatoes in dressing. i use this time to strip the herbs from their stems and toss them on top (in no particular order).

thyme...


oregano...


basil (which i ripped into smaller pieces)...


4) then i drizzled on some balsamic vinegar and extra-virgin olive oil, and added a sprinkle of fresh-ground black pepper. (i did not bother taking a photo at this point because it looked the same as the step before).

5) now comes the good bit. top this off with a healthy crumble of feta cheese.


one quick toss later, and i had a dish that even a tomato non-lover would get excited about. we served it up with some wings hot off the grill, but you can easily make a light meal of this salad alone.


i was so excited after the first bite, that i celebrated by opening a bottle of beer that was part of my summer sampler.


this is Coup de Grisou. it is a Belgium-style spicy buckwheat ale that is brewed right here in Montreal.


i already have future plans for this beer. mostly, i want to try using it in a lobster bisque, which would be an adventure unto itself, because clearly i like to make my life complicated. that's the best part of the thing.

4 comments:

  1. ahh, we are sisters in crime, here. You make jigsaw puzzles with a camera, I make 'designs to color' with a nifty little draw program. And in the long winters I hunt down my colored pens (those lovely fine-point sharpies) and fill 'em in. You want a change from puzzles, let me know, I can email you a bunch.

    Love jigsaw puzzles, but without a tv to distract me, I start slipping into this reflective mode, sliding further and further into a dreadful hole...it's just not worth the fun of finishing all the blue sky and the attendant fir trees...

    Actually any one of those cherry tomato shots would work well, hey, you could make up a progressive series...

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    1. i keep meaning to do a series of the big maple treetop through the season. that would be especially frustrating, but fun for people who like that sort of thing.

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  2. and leaving that for those same folks who put together 1000 piece pictures of blue sky, or pennies, or jellybeans. Long may they wave.

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    1. my mom has a cousin who used to love those puzzles with ridiculous numbers of pieces. she had a big flat board under her bed, and there was always a puzzle in the works on top of it. i could probably count the number of pieces i ever fitted into her puzzles on one hand.

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