Showing posts with label storm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label storm. Show all posts

2.01.2024

be SAD with me...

there are some conversations you should never be having. but, here we are. 

me: oh, good! the balcony door appears to be unfrozen today, so i can finally get a few shots in the snow of that yarn i just spent the weekend spinning in a desperate attempt at hanging on to some thread of sanity amidst all this gloom and misery you call a country. 
him: okay, but make sure you hurry up and do that... before the Arctic Rain starts.

seriously!

so, i wrapped myself up in my favorite fleecy blanket, and went silently out into the (slightly less) gloom and cold. i considered weeping, but tears would just freeze. 

how much do i love this man, you ask?

yes! 

so, i took my photos.

those tracks in the snow belong to Norbert. we have lunch together some days. like i said... stuff should not be happening. but, here we are.

then i went back indoors, to reexamine (yet again) every single decision i have ever made in my entire existence.

craziest part is... i keep commenting about how mild this Winter is, relatively speaking. sure, we had TWO ice storms last week, but they did not even bother closing the schools or anything. so, really... no big deal, right? i mean... we have not had a single Polar Vortex yet. that is when the locals become concerned. until then... it is just me here... alone... losing my mind one gray, sunless day at a time. 

did i mention that we had like ten days of anything resembling "sunshine" for the entire month of January? madness.

so, please.... come be SAD with me, as i endeavor on a month of daily posts (which i am already regretting). there will be a lot of complaining about the absence of joy that is Winter in Montreal, but (mostly) it will be me documenting the random nonsense i do in the name of Sanity. 


12.31.2023

i am awesome...

we are hours away from the end of a year that i look forward to bidding a bon adieu. this is usually when people work overtime, finding fault in themselves, and making half-hearted promises to do better in the new year.

screw all that nonsense!

i cannot let the year end without mentioning that time i saved someone’s life in The Great Ice Storm of 2023. true story!



picture it. Montreal. mid-April...


that is when the ice and snow ends most years (although, it sometimes lasts well into May).


this time around, we were absolutely deluged with freezing rain days before a whole lot of people were planning to travel over the long Easter weekend. most of those plans got cancelled.


this was not snow, or even stinging pellets of hail. this was a steady, heavy shower of molten ice that crystalized the moment it hit anything. and it just kept on falling, encasing every surface it met in a solid shell of ice that was reported to be four centimeters (~ an inch and a half) thick in some areas. sheer madness!


then the bough broke... literally.  


it was like being at the center of an orchestra composed entirely of giant glass chandeliers being dropped from great heights. you could hear the buildup to every single crash from miles kilometers away. it was completely insane!


first there would be the ripple of ice cracking under the strain, followed by the explosive pop of massive branches snapping, and the frighteningly glorious crescendo of ice and wood shattering on sidewalks... and streets... and cars... and homes.


total madness!


there were official broadcasts of every type warning the public to remain indoors, and drivers were told to find a safe place to park their vehicles, and seek emergency shelter.


naturally, i was seriously tempted to grab my camera and head downstairs, but my Self-Preservation Society membership is paid in full, so i stayed put. [random aside: The Italian Job (1969) is one of my favorite films EVER, and i especially love all of the music! Getta Bloomin' Move On! (the Self-Preservation Society theme) is a thing of sheer genius. well done, Mr. Jones.]


where was i, again? oh, yes... i saved a person's life.


i went out on the balcony to try to get a few shots of the icy scenery. this was the view to the right...



to the left...



and looking up at the top of the massive old maple tree. 


this was when i noticed that a massive chunk of the old maple had mostly broken away from the tree, and it was just waiting for the slightest whisper of air to send it crashing to the ground. which happened at precisely that moment, as i stood there watching the spot where it would fall.


unfortunately, someone had just exited the building next door, and they were standing there, in that very same spot, head bent, staring at their phone.


luckily, the falling branch was being slowed in its descent by the tangle of lower tree limbs, leaving just enough time for me to scream LOOK OUT... which he did!


he jumped out of the way a split-second before the ice-coated branch exploded right where he was standing. part of it pulled his hoodie back from his head, and hooked onto the collar of his coat on the way down. dude was so stunned! he collected himself long enough to get out a shock-filled "merci", before turning to run back indoors.


that sounds pretty life-saving to me!


the situation was so dangerous, the Emergency Services were advising their own personnel to remain indoors. basically, if you needed 911... you were on your own! and, all you heard was the orchestra of chandeliers, accompanied now by a horn section, courtesy of all of the honking and blaring alarms from all the damaged cars. it was next-level atmospheric insanity.


then the power went off! almost half of Montreal was without power... for DAYS!


did i mention that it was meant to be a long holiday weekend? people will be telling how i survived the great ice storm of '23 stories for years to come. good times!


it took weeks for the power to be fully restored, and months for all of the debris to disappear. Montreal zoned out the use of wood-burning stoves and fireplaces several years ago, or we would have stockpiled enough logs to keep our fireplace blazing all Winter. le sigh!


most people's holiday plans were (naturally) cancelled, and many businesses and services that would have normally closed for the whole weekend, remained open to provide shelter for the public. even major fast food chains that would normally be closed on Easter Sunday, were asking any employees to come in to work so that they could provide food and a warm space for anyone who needed it.

imagine being a kid who got to spend Easter weekend eating free McNuggets. one person's chaotic nightmare is another person's Nirvana.

despite all the property damage, the storm proved to be a (relatively) harmless one. there were the usual vehicular pile-ups, thanks to black ice on... well... EVERYTHING! people around here understand the hazards of Winter storms, so they (mostly) heeded the warnings... except for one guy who simply could not wait for the ice to melt from his car... which was parked under a very large, ice-covered tree. sadly, no one warned him to "LOOK OUT".

so, instead of pondering all the shoulda, woulda moments from a (mostly) underwhelming year, i choose to close it on a positive note. seriously, people... i saved someone's life!

yes. i am awesome!

Happy New Year!!! hopefully it will be a better one.



(those are swollen, springtime maple buds encased in ice... because i can hear you asking from all the way over here.)

11.12.2019

now we wait...

i genuinely miss the days when insomnia was an occasional occurrence, as it seems to have become my default setting of late. i spent all of last night sat up in bed, watching the steadily falling snow on the other side of the windows.

it is now shortly after sunrise—in theory, at least—and it would appear that the promised twenty centimeters (eight inches) seems to have been spot-on for a change. i felt compelled for some odd reason to grab the nearest non-scientific device and verify that measurement.


that looks roughly like twenty centimeters to me. this is me we are dealing with here, so naturally i did confirm it with an actual measuring device to be doubly sure. [that is a bamboo knitting needle, by the way.]


however, as it is still snowing as i am writing this, the final snowfall amount is likely to increase before that storm front is done wreaking havoc. and, while the heaviest part of the snowing has come and gone, and the near-gale-force winds they were promising seem to have skipped us entirely, the worst part of this storm is yet to come.

Canadians pride themselves on being able to drive through the worst Winter conditions, and that is usually the case... except for the very first storm of the season. that is when everyone seems to forget how to behave in icy road conditions. without fail, this first snowfall of the season is guaranteed to be accompanied by a sharp spike in road accidents. the local news for the next day or two will be filled with reports of multi-car pileups of the kind that leave you wondering how the drivers at the end of that chain of destruction failed to notice the twenty (or more) cars ahead of them that had already smashed into each other.

being Canadians, they tend to take these things in stride, and you find the occasional report of people pulling hockey sticks out of their trunks and having an impromptu match right there in the middle of a frozen-over highway while they wait for the emergency services to arrive. firstly, only in Canada does everyone seem to have a hockey stick within reach at all times, and secondly, only in Canada could such a nightmare of a situation be turned into something so ridiculously cute. i shudder to think what a multi-vehicle pileup of that magnitude would look like back home in NYC, and i can almost guarantee you that anyone who pulls a baseball bat out of their trunk in that situation is definitely not looking for a quick game.

man, i miss New York!

it is now the middle of the usual morning drive time, and i am surprised at how near-silent it is out there. the weather service spent the past few days issuing dire predictions of strong winds whipping all of that fresh snow into zero visibility, whiteout conditions, but that part has thankfully not happened. however, most people seem to have heeded the suggestions to plan to stay home today unless absolutely necessary. you do not have to tell us that twice.

beyond that, we live on a small one-way street that is only a few blocks long, so we are usually one of the last streets to be plowed. no exaggeration... i have not heard a single car either being started or being driven down our street, and that will likely remain the case for the rest of the day.

i find it especially adorable that the people across the street took the time to put their recycling out for collection. i get the distinct feeling it will be sitting in that spot for a few days before the city gets around to remembering that we exist.


in light of all the dire warning over the past few days, we spent yesterday afternoon driving around Montreal, crossing things off a list as we went, and we were walking to the car to head back home from our last stop just as it finally began to snow.

while this is being billed as the first snowstorm of the season, we actually got a bit of light snow back in the middle of last week. i opened the curtains Wednesday morning (following yet another night of zero sleep i should add) to find this.


farewell, trough of delicious strawberries. it was lovely eating you.


we took that light dusting as a friendly reminder from Mother Nature, and we cleared up the last traces of this Summer's balcony garden project. the ceramic pots had already been brought indoors to prevent cracking due to freezing, so all that was left was to remove the last bits of greenery from the large planters, then stack and cover them to prevent the loss of nutrients from the soil due to melting snow... which is a joke in itself, as there will be approximately two-to-three days during the course of the next five-to-six months when it will be warm enough around here to melt snow.

now we wait for next year.


8.10.2019

Jultember: ruined riparian relaxation...

we decided to celebrate the end of the week yesterday by spending a bit of time in one of the many riverside parks we are fortunate enough to have access to here in Montreal. so we each packed a small bag of necessary items, and off we went.

his bag contained a sketchbook and an assortment of colored pencils and pens, as he planned to make an art exercise out of the trip. meanwhile, i had grabbed the first in-progress knitting project i could find, along with my camera and a book of assorted puzzles. he wanted a challenge as an artist, while i wanted to relax extra-hard.

it was clear that this trip was going to be a disaster from the moment we got into the car.

the skies began to darken ominously, and it looked like something out of a horror movie when we arrived at our destination a short while later. there were exactly two other vehicles in the parking lot, meaning that everyone else had gotten the hint and taken off. at least, that is what we assumed at this point. still, we thought, it might not be too bad if we stuck close to the car so that we could get back in when it began to rain.


we were right on the river's edge and i was busy trying to convince my (still malfunctioning) lens to focus on the scene across the way.


then it hit me... literally. then another one. and another one.

one by one, my body was being pelted by flying bugs. i looked up to realize that i was in the midst of a massive, dense swarm of flying things.

i had to make a concerted effort to hang on to my camera as i sprinted the short distance back to the car. he was also making the same discovery at the same time, and it was beyond comical to see the two of us fumbling to get back into our vehicle. there was a couple parked a short distance from us, and they were dying laughing at the spectacle. i do not blame them one bit because i would have been falling over laughing if i saw a scene like that one.

worst part was, quite a few of the bugs had snuck into the car during the brief time when the doors were open, so there we were trying to get them out without letting even more of them in.

it... was... insane!

no exaggeration, it looked like something out of a movie about killer bugs. he started listing all the movies it reminded him of—as he is the master of such things—in between laughing his butt off. meanwhile, i was having a minor panic attack.

i make regular passing references to my being allergic to just about everything, and that really is no joke. most of those things would end in a fever and lots of scratching for a day or two. however, there is a short list of things that i avoid like the proverbial plague—because i do not want to risk ending up in the emergency room—and venomous creatures are on that short list.

i had no idea what those bugs were, but the warning signal inside my head was going off on full blast. it took a couple-few minutes of deep-breathing for my heart to stop pounding like crazy. and he... he was still laughing extra-hard.

this is when i remembered the camera in my hand. each of those tiny black specks is an airborne bug, and the whole area around us looked the same way.


i am (still) not sure what kind of insect it was, but my best guess so far is something related to a stonefly. that would make sense, as stoneflies are usually found near fresh-water, and we were standing on the edge Montreal, which is a small island in the middle of the St. Lawrence River.

i am not sure what prompted this swarming behavior, but we did notice a lot of smaller insects in between the maybe-stoneflies all over our car. see the little one at the top there?


we guessed that those little guys were probably their own youths [random aside: i feel a strong need to re-watch "My Cousin Vinny" every time i use that word], and that the swarm was part of some sort of seasonal reproductive behavior. either that... or the little ones were lunch!

whatever the reason, they were EVERYWHERE as far as the eye could see, and the sight of all of those bugs set off the "bugs crawling all over me" feeling that tends to pop up when my allergies are particularly bad. it was magical.

it began to rain.. and they just continued to swarm. we had hoped that the rain would scare them away so that we might be able to resume our ruined riparian relaxation.

nope!

it continued to rain... and they continued to swarm.

this is when we gave up and drove off... lowering the windows every now and then to dislodge the hitchhikers clinging to the car, like this lot.


it is a day later, and i am still expecting to see a few stowaways flying around our place, the very thought of which gets that "bugs crawling all over me" feeling going again. good times.

we did manage to salvage something enjoyable out of the trip, but i will save that bit for tomorrow.

1.20.2019

wayyy outside my comfort zone ...

i feel like i am risking ruining my carefully-curated curmudgeon character by saying this out loud, but i have been making clothes for Barbie dolls. pretty much.


you see the shocked expression on Mama Kitty's face? that is exactly how i felt when this all started.


there is a whole (long) story behind it, but i will have to save that for some other day. for now, just know that i may have officially lost what little there was left of my mind. please... send help.

on the more immediate side of life, i woke up this morning, looked out the window, and the only thing i could see was the brick wall and chimney of the building directly across the driveway from us. everything else was lost in a white haze.

it should be noted that when i talk about looking out "the window", what i mean is that i looked out the only window that is not currently frosted over with a solid sheet of ice. check out the view through the sliding glass doors. Montreal is somewhere out there... i hope.


by midday, i was super-curious as to what it looked like down at street level, so i decided to get a large pot of soup started, then take a trek out to my local yarn shop while it simmered. the yarn shop, i should point out, is literally around the corner, so it was not like i had to hitch up a team of huskies to drag me on a sled across the tundra. it is a short walk to the corner, cross a street, then walk to the middle of that block.

i even managed to talk him into going outside with me.

me: come on. we can see what the snow looks like at ground-level. and you can help me pick out colors of yarn. 

he made a face.

me: plus...plus... we can go to the bakery on the way back, and sit there sipping hot beverages while we watch the cars and people slipping around on the ice. 

he found that idea far more appealing.

then the wind began to howl again, and the snow went racing even faster sideways past the one non-frosted-over window. it was quickly decided that as i was still getting over the tail-end of a nasty cough that has been driving me bonkers for most of the past month, this may not be the best time to go venturing out into an ice storm. that almost makes sense, i guess.

he did, however, take a quick trip to the corner store to buy eggs and cat food. the eggs were needed for a bit of baking we were planning on doing later in the day, and the cat food was a sensible precaution. i am aware that my cats have me listed as an all-you-can-eat buffet in their emergency contingency plan, and i did not want them to get any ideas with this storm.

he came back in a short while later, looking completely shocked.

him: you know when you see videos on the weather channel of those really big Winter storms? the kind where the snow is blowing like a hurricane, cars are skidding all over the road, and people are slipping and falling on their butts as they try to walk? 

me: yes... ?

him: it is exactly like that outside.  

so... uhm... yeh... we are staying put for at least the next day or two.

beyond that, we live on a street that is so small and tucked out of the way that people who have lived in this area for decades usually look puzzled when we try to explain where it is. this pretty much means that it will likely be mid-week before the city remembers to come dig us out.

how am i staying sane in all of this cold, grim weather? how sweet of you to ask. i am knitting myself a sweater in a very not-me shade of orangish-yellow yarn. trust me... the photos do not fully capture the intensity of this color.


anyone who has ever met me in the flesh would know this color is wayyy outside my comfort zone. i was trying to decide between the many shades of grey in my stash. however, as it is currently the depths of Winter in a place that seems to be continuously competing to be labeled as the coldest, darkest spot on the planet, i decided to make my own sunshine.

the pattern is the Gloria sweater by Danish designer Signe Strømgaard. like i said... it is a not-me color, but i have to admit that it does look rather fetching next to my skin.


7.24.2018

24: better than no story at all...

there is a thunderstorm warning in effect for the area, and i am keeping my fingers crossed that our giant maple tree will be destroyed by a well-aimed bolt of lighting. why? squirrels.

i began the day by thwarting a four-squirrel-joint-attack on my little garden. worst part was, the adorable little kitty was right next to me the whole time... and she could not possibly care less. [random aside: i cringe a bit when anyone says "i could care less"... for obvious reasons.]

i went so far at one point, as to place a hand on either side of her head, so that i could turn her insanely cute little face in the direction of the old maple branch where all four of them were slowly advancing toward the balcony railing. she yawned, then she returned to licking herself.

apparently, she has decided that she likes air conditioning more than she likes defending her territory on a super-humid day. if this keeps up, i may be forced to withdraw that glowing tribute i recently paid to her prowess as a squirrel-deterrent. she is still not quite as useless as the other two, but she is definitely on the road to uselessness.

recognizing that the defense of my tiny garden may be entirely up to me, i spent a few minutes this morning concocting another batch of squirrel-destroying pepper spray for the plants, as i was running low. [note: no squirrels are actually "destroyed" by said product. it is merely aimed at making them regret whatever life choices led them to that sacred space.]

i should point out, for the record, that i have little-to-no recollection of what today's topic was meant to be, and i have decided not to tax myself too much with trying to make any sense of it.


this is the main problem with committing to daily posts a month in advance. three-and-a-half weeks later, and i am struggling to recall what was going through my head when i added that phrase to the list. what i do remember is that we were awaiting a forecasted thunderstorm... just like today. eerie, ain't it?

we were standing either out on the balcony or by the bedroom window, watching the heavily-overcast sky in the distance. from where we stood, you could see the thick mass of clouds lighting up every few seconds, but they were still so far away that we could not hear the thunder. he made some comment about the creepiness of the whole scene.

him: it's like you were watching a silent movie.
me: yeh... a silent movie called "fear".

then we moved on to some tangentially-related topic, and that is what i intended to talk about. except... now i cannot begin to tell you what that topic was, and he is even less useful, as his memory is non-existent most days.

so, at least you got half a story... and half a story is better than no story at all.

and, speaking of fear... i was just informed that after last night's viewing of "Re-Animator", not only will i have to watch the remaining two films in the series, but now something called "From Beyond" has been added to the list.

if there is an afterlife, i would like to think that this never-ending viewing experience will count as punishment-in-full for all of my past transgressions.

8.28.2017

how i survived the great microburst of 2017...

[i wrote most of this last week, and proceeded to forget about it...]

i was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, minding my own business, when in walked my favorite animator to inform me that there was a thunderstorm warning in effect for the area. he went back to the studio to resume animation-related things, and i went back to minding my own business.

a short while later—seriously, like ten or fifteen minutes—the sky began to darken rapidly, and it started to rain. there may have also been a bit of wind, which grew windier by the second, until panic finally set in.

me: uhm... sweetie, you need to come see this. seriously. hurry!

now, having experienced a hurricane or two in my time, i recognized right away that this was no ordinary thunderstorm. we had crossed the line of "strong winds" and were careening toward that point where objects in the environment become projectile weapons. i was busy closing curtains to slow down the spray of glass should a window break, and he... well, he was busy standing right in front of the wall of glass in awe of the whole thing. 

then it happened. the top of the very tall, very old maple tree that shades our fourth-floor balcony from the sun most days, bent down suddenly and started smashing and scraping against the expanse of glass that occupies most of the living room wall. it was swishing back and forth like giant window washers from the sky, crushing most of our balcony garden plants in the process. the large mass of branches and leaves landed briefly along the railing, then disappeared over the edge in the steady stream of gale-force wind. bye bye, shade-providing top of the tree. 

the lights flickered a few times, before going out completely, then—just as suddenly as it began—the whole thing came to a halt. no exaggeration, it must have lasted no more than thirty to forty seconds... thirty to forty of the most surreal seconds in my experience. we were left wide-eyed and open-mouthed in a state of total shock, while the sky outside shifted dramatically to the gentle spray of a normal Summer day's rain. what the...???

we took a quick walk around the place to make sure there were no signs of broken windows, then he went downstairs to get a closer look at the damage. the power came back on just long enough for him to call upstairs on the intercom about a minute later.

him: throw on some clothes and come down here. you really need to see this. 

then the power was gone.

i made my way down to the ground floor in total darkness, clutching the railing with one hand and my camera with the other. this was what greeted me as i approached the front door. see all that shrubbery hanging across the front entrance? that is part of the (former) top of the maple tree that was moments ago pressed against my fourth-floor walls and windows. there was more of it out of view to the left, up against the front of the building, and some of it was laying in the middle of the road. good times. 


we walked about a building or two up the street before i snapped out of the shock long enough to remember the camera. this was the view behind us. all of that stuff to the left and in the middle of the road is fallen greenery, most of it from our tree. note also, the tree a bit further down the block that is perched at a precarious angle over the street. that one was standing up straight just a few minutes before. 


and that was nothing compared to the view looking the other way. note the police car parked at the intersection to prevent any vehicles from foolishly trying to enter our block.


the lesser damage was this smaller tree that fell across the hood of a car.


but the greater damage came from this ancient tree, which managed to crash-land across a total of four cars, with minor damage to a few other vehicles in the immediate vicinity.  


most of the damage was done to the three cars parked directly across the street. the car in the middle took the worst of it.


there is another car somewhere behind that line of green recycling bins buried beneath that mound of green, and they used to (also) be across the street. 


and if you look closely, you can see a navy blue car somewhere in all that green. we spoke briefly with the owner of that one, and he was pretty chill about the whole thing. no one was hurt, and that really was all that mattered in the end. 


this was a particularly old tree of the type that is frequently described as having 'lots of character'. see what was left behind? turns out that "character" was not the only thing it possessed.


this (mostly) hollow old tree was host to all sorts of secret activity. i am still trying to identify the potato-like fungi growing on the decayed wood. the largest one in this cluster was the size of one of those freakishly-gigantic potatoes you often find baked and stuffed with enough toppings to feed a small village.


then there was the nest made up of shredded bits of... everything. i do not want to know what creature called this home, but i sincerely hope (s)he does not come looking to move in to our tree.


we lingered for a bit, chatting with folks along the way. again, no exaggeration... i met more of my neighbors in that short time than in the entire two-plus years that we have lived here. i spoke to the lady in the apartment next to ours long enough to be able to identify her in a police lineup. i also (finally) introduced myself to the old lady (and her husband) from down on the second floor. we always refer to her as "the old Caribbean lady who cooks all the wonderful food you smell when you walk up the stairs". i even found myself nodding and laughing while she compared our crazy storm to Hurricane Janet (a legendary hurricane that inevitably comes up in conversation when speaking of storms to any Caribbean person of a certain age... by which i mean, old people).

we arrived at the head of the block, and we were about to turn back and go home, when someone asked if we had seen the local park. "trust me," he said, "you need to go see it," so we continued walking in the light-rain over to the park. we passed a few scenes like this, where a downed tree rested against the facade of a building. the building was usually across the street from where the tree used to be.


there was also the remains of this tree, which we spotted as we were crossing over the local expressway. this is a tree i look at almost every day, as it stands directly behind one of the lovely two-story houses across the street from our place. the top of the tree did some serious damage to their roof, prompting the fire department to declare it unsafe. they were given a few minutes to pack up some belongings before they had to vacate the building. still, no one was hurt, and that is always the most important thing.


the scene at the park was even worse. this was the first thing we saw as we approached the nearest corner. all the stuff that looks like bushes or shrubbery is in fact the parts of (or, sometimes whole) trees that were knocked to the ground. there are very few hedges or shrubs in this park. all of that is stuff that used to be up in the trees. i have tons of photos taken from my balcony of the sun setting behind what used to be a truly impressive line of large old trees. such a shame.


there were countless piles like this one, with road signs and even traffic lights mixed in between all the mangled tree remains. 


most of the older trees were either knocked entirely to the ground (like the one laying horizontally on the ground here) or damaged to such an extent that the city will likely have to chop them down.


this is the recently-renovated, complete with new walkway, south entrance to our humble little park. 


common sense had to prevail over curiosity, so we only got as close as watching from across the street, but there were a few people who could not resist the temptation. emergency workers were spread thin trying to keep the gawkers at a safe distance, as there were countless hazards everywhere. for example, this was part of one tree that was hinging upside down from another tree, suspended only by a small length of old power line. seriously, people... common sense!


we eventually returned home, rain-soaked and still in shock, to take a closer look at the damage to our garden. needless to say, it is pretty much done with for the year. the sweet peppers and chilies took a beating, but they were mostly okay. i rescued a few branches of tomatoes and put them in water in hopes that the tomatoes will begin to ripen before they begin to rot. 


there were so many broken branches dangling from our tree, that it was marked as a high-priority and the area below it was marked off with caution tape... which everyone proceeded to ignore as they went up and down the street. i actually yelled at one kid who ducked under the orange tape, and was about to walk under the thickest clump of overhead debris, then his mother showed up a few seconds later (pushing a baby in a stroller), and proceeded to do the same thing... so i had to yell at her too. self-preservation seems to be in short supply these days. 

a truck arrived just before sunset, complete with a dishy chainsaw-wielding arborist and one of those hydraulic cherry-picker contraptions that lets you get up into the top of large trees. he worked quickly to remove the worst of the damage in the waning light, and we gave him a smile and a cheer when he finally packed it in just as the sun was disappearing from view. 

the power came back on some time later, and i started to saute the ground beef that was going to be the base of our planned quick-dinner of beefy nachos with cheese. naturally, the power went out again before i could get that done. he mentioned something about finishing cooking the meat on the grill, but i opted for the fondue pot. so we ended up with an unplanned candlelit meal of a Tex-Mex cheesy-beef fondue, and i may have consumed a few too many boozy ciders before eventually falling asleep. the power came back on shortly before dawn, and we turned out the lights, and went right back to sleep. turns out there were over a hundred crews working through the night to get the power restored to this part of the city. all that fuss for an atmospheric disturbance less than a minute long. crazy. 

it was officially categorized as a "microburst". they are typically smaller than tornadoes, but quicker, and potentially more powerful. it is like an air bomb a few kilometers wide. we came across many people who were not in the immediate area during the brief storm, and they had no idea this had happened until they saw the damage first hand. most of them made comments like, "it looks like a bomb went off across the whole neighborhood". insane. 
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it is almost a week later, and there are still piles of downed branches occupying parking spots along the street. they cleared all the greenery from the large trees and moved the massive trunks to the edge of the sidewalk (blocking even more parking spots), and the same is true for most of the neighborhood. the park still looks like a disaster area, though people are ignoring all of the fermé (closed) signs to go rambling through the fallen trees. the cleanup will take time, but i have not heard of anyone being seriously hurt (and that—as i keep noting—is all that really matters in the end). still, i am going to miss looking out at that huge tree at the corner of the park when i open the drapes to start each new day.


my favorite animator spotted some strange, large leaves outside our bedroom window on the morning after the storm. i am still trying to figure out how that burdock got there. seems like the squirrels had their very own balcony garden hidden up in the canopy of the old maple. i am officially afraid. 


i will end with a photo of my cats lazing next to guarding what remains of our storm-beaten tomatoes. [postscript: the squirrels ate all the orange/red tomatoes before we got out of bed this morning.]