short story #5: the lifestyle to which i have become accustomed...

me: sweetie, can you get some marmalade while you're at the store?

he returned an hour later with two types of jam and THREE TYPES of marmalade, including this one.

yes, it is made with ten-year old Scotch Whisky. seriously, how am i ever supposed to go back to Smuckers®?

me: great. you had to go and echelon the marmalade?

him: that's what you get for sending me to the store without adult supervision.

lesson learned.

~the end