there is a strange game of sorts that is played out every morning in our home. it is sorta like a
staring contest... but with cats. the loser is the one who gets the most annoyed by one (or more) cats walking back and forth across their head, so they "tap out" by getting out of bed to feed the furry nuisance.
what does the winner get, you ask? they get to smile and carry on sleeping.
he was up late last night finishing off an
animatic, while i was getting mildly-drunk on sparkly cider and calling it an early night, so i abandoned any hope of sleeping in late, and climbed out of bed shortly after five to begin the day's duty of lavishing adulation on our furry threesome.
this was followed by the ritual that everyone (including the cats) has come to look forward to at the start of each day: the opening of the doors to this year's
balcony garden project. it is—
sans doute—the best one yet.
i usually try to document each year's garden, but... you know. we had skipped the usual trip to the nursery to select plants, because... you know... so we ended up purchasing plants online from
Urban Seedling. this is a (new to us) nursery located among the riverside parks on Montreal's south shore, where we sometimes go to waste a few leisurely Summer hours, back before... well, you know.
enthusiasm was (understandably) almost non-existent in the middle of Spring, so we selected just the bare minimum assortment of plants, figuring we could use the leftover space for the grill. when the seedlings arrived just in time for planting outdoors, we wondered if we should have ordered a few more.
boy, were we ever wrong! you can barely walk around out there.
here you see
Mama Kitty in repose below the
thumbelina zinnias. she enjoys a post-breakfast nap among the plants... until it starts to get too hot, then she retreats to the barely air-conditioned living/dining room, where she will spend the rest of the day in adoration of the animator while he works. me? jealous? perish the thought!
Baby Bear was indoors taking a post-breakfast nap, after which she usually returns to the food area to make a
second breakfast of any bits that were left over by the other two. is a
Hobbit Cat a thing?
meanwhile, the
Little One was visibly annoyed with me for disturbing her while she hunted for bugs behind a pot of herbs. good times.
the pot contains
mojito mint,
Thai basil, and
holy basil (which smells very much like a well-ripened
blue cheese). we have been using the
basils in cooking, and most of the
mint will end up being dried for making mid-Winter cups of herbal tea.
the terracotta pot of
rosemary,
thyme, and
oregano will become a houseplant once the season is through. until then, we take snips of the fresh herbs to make delicious food.
it is a criminal offense to have a garden without tomatoes, so we planted a trio this year. we selected a large, medium, and small tomato to encourage a bit of variety in how we use them. the first of the (large)
Cherokee purple will be ready to harvest once it turns... you know... purple.
ditto for the (small)
black cherry.
the (medium)
Montreal tasty are showing the first blush of red. this is a locally-developed variety that is good for slicing or canning.
there is also a
Georgia flame pepper somewhere out there, but that has been overtaken by the
golden scallopini squash.
there are also strawberry plants scattered throughout the space, but we have harvested very few strawberries thus far. we bought three varieties of strawberries from the pop-up outdoor garden center at our local market... the morning
after a late-season frost hit the area. they were so badly damaged by the cold, that we did not expect most of them to survive. but, survive they did.
the frost came days after we planted the garden, and we were afraid that most of the plants would be destroyed. our options were to either haul multiple ten-gallon pots of soil indoors for a couple days until the cold spell passed, or to try to shelter them from the cold... without throwing both our backs out in the process. so, we came up with the brilliant idea of tenting a recycling bag over each pot to form a min-greenhouse of sorts.
it worked, and our plants were saved. then they started to grow, and grow... and GROWWWWW! now, you practically need a machete to get through there come watering time. what a difference a couple months make!
in this lush, jungle-like setting lives the star of this year's
balcony garden project. do you see it there in the back corner, threatening to overtake the whole space?
this is the (near-mythical)
dragon's egg cucumber. the variety is native to Croatia... which was all he needed to hear. he has already recommended this plant for his (very Croatian) parents' backyard garden next year.
this was the only plant that had taken any damage from the frost.
luckily, it quickly recovered... then it began to spread everywhere. when the cucumbers mature, you can see just how the plant got its name.
him:
wow! it really looks just like a dragon egg.
me:
i realize that you are an artist, so you have a colorful imagination—which i totally respect and appreciate and stuff—but it pains me to have to be the one to remind you that dragons don't exist.
him:
yeh, but that's what the eggs would look like.
me:
how can you determine what the egg would look like... of a non-existent thing?
him:
because they'd be shaped like that, with that light-green color. that's exactly what a dragon egg would look like.
me:
yeh... if dragons were a thing.
then he muttered something about "
you Science people", while shaking his head in pity at my adherence to a crazy little thing called
Reality. this, ladies and gentlemen, is my life. every. single. day.
i will give him full credit for the two important things that went into making this the
best balcony garden project yet. firstly, he convinced me to incorporate lots more color into the mini-landscape. you will have already seen the spray of
zinnias,
yellow gem marigolds, and
snapdragons...
[random aside: i love zinnias. they always remind me of the flowers in my (maternal) grandmother's front yard back in the Caribbean. there is a picture somewhere of my cousin and i standing in that garden as little kids, with the flowers almost over our heads.]
there is also a pot of
nasturtiums,
snapdragons, orange gem marigolds, and
pansies.
and a
firecracker marigold, which is about three feet tall...
and produces the most beautiful, large flowers.
given our limited growing space, i tend toward wanting few (or none at all) purely decorative things. however, given the number of curious pollinators visiting our tiny garden, the flowers seem to be working their magic. plus, some of the nasturtium leaves and flowers occasionally make their way into a salad, so this flowering plant is definitely
not a waste of space.
the second (and most important) change was that we covered the whole balcony in
bird netting.
this one was
entirely his doing. in fact, he had ordered the netting before trying to sell me on the idea. we tied the netting to a long bamboo pole which was secured over the balcony doors, and draped the netting over the whole balcony. we positioned a few bamboo poles along the railing to keep the netting elevated above our heads, and we finished by tying the netting off at multiple points along the railing to keep the edges in place
i remained wholly skeptical... until a day or two later, when i realize that we did not have to take turns waking up before sunrise to be on squirrel-watch. in fact, it has proven to be the single greatest deterrent to the scourge that is squirrels in the Summertime. the netting is too flimsy for climbing on, so the closest they can get to destroying the plants is by crawling along the railing, and reaching through the mesh.
so, yeh... it works!
naturally, i got to listen to him continuously reminding me about this one time he was right—and i was wrong—about a thing. then he ruined said victory by following it up with some highly-comical
amateur plumbing... which i will save for another day.