2.10.2020

i pity the fool...

i woke up this morning, only to be greeted by this view. that is my balcony out there, completely covered in a pile of snow.


no exaggeration... it snowed non-stop from Thursday to Saturday. when the skies finally cleared, there was something in the region of two feet of snow on the ground. but it did not stop there.

we woke up this (Monday) morning to whiteout conditions across the greater Montreal area on account of even more snow. it was so bad that there were very few cars out on the main roads leading to the heart of downtown... on a Monday morning. it was generally understood to be a day when you venture out of doors only if absolutely necessary... and it absolutely was not necessary in my universe.

then i made the mistake of opening the balcony door—which was a bit of a surprise in itself, as it was frozen shut all weekend.


see that little glimpse of black under there? that is one of the ten-gallon planters for the balcony garden project. we keep them double-stacked on the balcony during the Winter. somewhere out there is a row of large ten-gallon planters, stacked on top of other large ten-gallon planters... and all you can see is the corner of one pot, because the rest of them are buried under a mountain of snow.


these planter boxes (like the one i grew strawberries in last Summer) are about two-and-a-half feet wide, and they appear to be covered by about two-and-a-half feet of snow.


there is another one somewhere in that odd formation of snow. kinda looks like a neck-pillow for a polar bear.


and the third one is so weighed down, it looks like it is going to fall any second now. good times.


it was still snowing pretty heavily at this point.


the lady across the street has one of those big dogs that looks like it should be pulling a sled in the Arctic, which seems appropriate in this setting.


i pity the fool who has to dig this car out of all that snow.


want to know the best part? we are supposed to get even more of the stuff during the course of the week. good grief!

4 comments:

  1. sakes alive, lookit that car...we've had winters a lot like that, usually in March, just about the time we think, hey, it's almost over...not...
    You have my total sympathy. It's amazing what the weather elves get up to when no one is watching...
    If that were my car, I'd wait for June...

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    1. as you note, the crazy stuff usually happens when you think it's almost over. i am mentally prepared for this winter to go through late March or even early April. meanwhile... my mom says there is parsley growing in her back garden.

      we've had really bad snowfalls where people just wait for the tow trucks (that show up before the plows) to get their cars out of a bank of snow. they usually tow your car to a street in the neighborhood that's already been cleared, so you usually have to walk a block or two to find your car... with a ticket on the window. it is worth paying that ticket to save breaking your back moving all of that snow.

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  2. Just what you need, bulletins about parsley. I have a friend who lives in Missouri, and while he was still able to garden I'd hear from him in January about how his tomato seedlings were doing and I'd respond with a photo not unlike your wonderful porch photo. In March he'd show me images of the baby tomatoes. I'd send him pictures of ice storms...

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    1. the tulips were growing last time i spoke to her. i might have to change my number if she keeps giving me reports like that one.

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